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Just A Bad Day
by sweet_taurus @ Friday, Jun. 30, 2006 - 05:16:59 pm

Urgh...wouldn't you know? I've got the worst sore throat and a freakin' cold. :( And I got wet in the rain! It's rainy seasons here so we're all expecting thunderstorms and typhoons.

My pants are soaking wet from the rain right now...

Anyway, I am still so pissed off at that girl who named herself Picasso. We sketched vegetables today. I looked at "Picasso"'s work and the half of a squash she drew looked like a friggin' yellow vagina (pardon the disturbing simile) and still, her whole artwork looks like a CRAP. No abstract style in there.

Tonight, I'll probably wrap myself with the thickest blanket and drink tea. Hmmm....B)

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dennypoosdennypoos [Member]
06/30/06 @ 19:15

What you need to do is forget ANY kind of constructive criticism and go for the wordy and obscure. The Artier and Fartier the better.
Describe works as being a ( for example),interesting melange or that the work shows a miasma of thought that pre-disposes the viewer to negate the narrative.

Thats all bollocks of course. The sooner you become fluent in bollocks the more fun you can have, and when you describe your own work you can really go to town.

Try it, you'll be amazed.

dennypoosdennypoos [Member]
07/01/06 @ 16:47

Oh I forgot to say:

Why didn't you ask if the "Yellow Vagina" was a self portrait?

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