In our art class, we did a still life drawing of an orange surrounded by bananas. Our art teacher showed us one of my batchmates work (FYI: total Biatch) which looked more like a grapefruit with a mardi gras costume. I mean, I'm trying so hard to appreciate it but it still looks like- crap.
I absolutely have no idea what's so interesting about it.
Then, during lunchtime, my best friend and I went into the empty art room to look at the crappy artwork. (pardon me, but everyone says so) We found it and my best friend said it looked more like an apple with a yellow helmet. Then, we noticed that she titled it "Bananas of 
Picasso" (I can't say her name coz if she reads this, she'll throw me a b*tch fit) and we both bursted out laughing! I mean, Picasso would've slapped her if he was still alive! She brings shame to the abstract world! Then I commented "Picasso? She compares herself with Picasso? Picasso my a**!"
and wouldn't you know it?
We suddenly noticed our art teacher who had walked up to us. It turned out he was sleeping on the benches in the art room. Urgh..
Moral story: if you've got something bad to say, bite your goddamn tongue!
But still, it doesn't change my opinion about that terrible splotch she calls art.
